Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Happy Birthday Jamie.


It’s the afternoon and of course, Sydney summer is sweltering.  As we jumped on the trains and trammed to the Casino; tah-dah!  “It’s your Birthday Present! I’m going to take you GAMBLING!”  He was pleased, but unsure. His version of gambling is slot machines? No, thanks I’m an Eastern Suburbs girl, when we roll, we roll high stakes!

So, we exchanged our money for chips and we started betting at the tables. Apparently he had a system – a non-effective system by the way. As we bumper-carted the tables I was wining, wining, wining! He was losing, losing, losing.  So, I decided I will play with those pitiful slot machines to make him feel at ease. He still lost, as I won!  YAY!

Getting frustrated with me, I decided to throw cash his way; I was up by a grand! He still lost it all. You can still guess what I was doing! So he came up to me and said “I’m going to play it safe and pick red or black. I have one in two chances.” I replied that it was a ridiculous idea, playing safe. So, I revealed my system after he lost again!

“What day is it Jamie?” “Friday?”
“No. It’s your birthday silly. I’m betting your numbers. 16-11-79. Age 22.”
He replies with confusion, “really?”… “Don’t you know you are meant to play your birthday numbers They are your lucky numbers”...“Oh, shit yeah” He puts his last chip on 16, I did my birthdate 4. It landed on four!

Errmmm… We have dinner reservations, let’s go.